MIT’s student-run news paper, The Tech, held a contest around valentines day asking its readers to write with reasons why they should get a vibrator for V-day. Here are some of the winning entries (more can be found here):
. . . Those studying algorithms try to reach peaks in the fastest time possible; obviously, these peaks won’t be mine. Calculus-oriented men have limited talents and can only get me asymptotically close to coming. Plus, they’re lazy, always insisting on being the area under my curves. [click to continue…]
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