Don’t let that vibrator wake up the neighbors

November 17, 2009

in Humor

We couldn’t make this story up which comes to use from Johannesburg, South Africa .  The full article is here (scroll down for what you can do about this problem!), and you can read a related article here about a woman (“even a pillow can’t muffle her moans “) who did jail time for her noisy sex sessions:

JOHANNESBURG: A British woman this week lost an appeal against a ban on her noisy sex sessions, after the court agreed that marathon romps were keeping the neighbours awake.
The noises, which at times sounded like someone was being murdered, typically started around midnight and continued for several hours though Caroline and Steve Cartwright’s lovemaking also attracted attention during the day. A postman complained about the noise and the local council set up recording equipment in a neighbour’s home to help prove the case that the moans and groans sounded like the randy couple were in the same room, the London media reported.

Presumably embarrassing the couple further, a range of witnesses came forward to testify, with one saying she heard “a male voice howling loudly, which I felt was very unnerving” and another calling the sounds “hysterical, almost continuous, just screaming”. Caroline spent time in jail earlier this year after breaking her sex noise ban, and is on record as saying even a pillow can’t muffle her moans.

This type of problem has cropped up regularly in the letters to property news and information site Realestateweb: complaints about noisy neighbours and how to put a stop to the disturbances. There have been some variations. In one instance, a Cape Town woman said she was being falsely accused of running a noisy vibrator at night. Neighbours in her block of flats were, she said, imagining her bedroom antics.

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