So we get buying one as a present for your girlfriend and the other one is for . . . . ?
From the Daily Star:
WHILE my boyfriend was out picking up an Indian takeaway I had a snoop round his bedroom and got a massive shock. Hidden at the back of a drawer in his wardrobe was a bag from a sex shop. I had a peek inside, assuming it was a present for me for my birthday, which is coming up in a couple of weeks.What I found were two identical vibrators, and I assume one was for me. But who on Earth was the other for? There’s no way I would want two, especially exactly the same, and now I’m very worried.
I clearly can’t ask him as he’ll know I’ve been snooping.I know he’s still friendly with his ex, a dreadful bitch who phones him up all the time and is always giving me evil looks when we see her. They split up over two years ago but she also has a birthday coming up, so could it be for her? Then there’s his ex-wife. They’ve been divorced for five years, and were only married for about three months.But I have my suspicions that he is still in contact with her as well as she lives just half a mile away from his flat.
His ex-missus is actually the cousin of an old schoolpal of mine and I know for a fact that she’s still on her own. Perhaps my fella feels that she needs something like a sex toy.Then there’s his boss at work. She’s a very sexy lady and he has said several times that if he wasn’t with me he would fancy her. So he might have bought it for her. He’s such a flirt that it could even be for some girl he’s chatted up in the pub. The bottom line is I’m going nuts trying to figure this out.
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